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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

interviewer Sir, I didn't ask you. Please just let the penis talk. Talking Penis, do you condemn Hamas?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Depends what tendency is the penis? Like, if he's being a prat, can i talk theory with the penis until he apologizes, or is the penis a revisionist?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, I already know your dick is the controlling force in your body. Now shut up and get on your knees. top-use-words

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

How did the talking penis manage to fool everyone for so long? thinkin-lenin

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The dick might talk but what does it say?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Okay, that dong got rizz

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dirt owl why are you like this?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean perfect? I dunno, it's hard being this great

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

My answer is somewhere between intrigued and uncomfortable btw

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Where does it talk from exactly? I'm picturing the penis as a Squidward nose and the mouth is at the base, and it also sounds like Squidward.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Does it have its own intelligence? Very important please respond

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Yeh probably a 4.5

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

the penis is the thing growing upwards between the shoulders right?

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Would you rather have a conversation with a talking penis or a talking vagina?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

1, 2, 4, with maybe a hint of 5

can't imagine being offended by the revelation, unless it turns out the penis is rude or cruel

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

secret sixth option: selling him out to the government/scientists/whatever immediately. or starting a whole new genre of onlyfans content. sorry babe but i'm fucking Broke