Sir, I didn't ask you. Please just let the penis talk. Talking Penis, do you condemn Hamas?
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Depends what tendency is the penis? Like, if he's being a prat, can i talk theory with the penis until he apologizes, or is the penis a revisionist?
Look, I already know your dick is the controlling force in your body. Now shut up and get on your knees.
Yes ma'am
How did the talking penis manage to fool everyone for so long?
The dick might talk but what does it say?
It says "AYE HAWT LIPS!"
Okay, that dong got rizz
dirt owl why are you like this?
You mean perfect? I dunno, it's hard being this great
My answer is somewhere between intrigued and uncomfortable btw
Where does it talk from exactly? I'm picturing the penis as a Squidward nose and the mouth is at the base, and it also sounds like Squidward.
Does it have its own intelligence? Very important please respond
Yeh probably a 4.5
the penis is the thing growing upwards between the shoulders right?
Would you rather have a conversation with a talking penis or a talking vagina?
1, 2, 4, with maybe a hint of 5
can't imagine being offended by the revelation, unless it turns out the penis is rude or cruel
secret sixth option: selling him out to the government/scientists/whatever immediately. or starting a whole new genre of onlyfans content. sorry babe but i'm fucking Broke