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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh shucks, I thought I had him this time! I labeled the dynamite "bird seed"and everything! meow-tableflip

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He's slippery alright. One time I chased him off a cliff and I nearly fell to my death, but he just kept on running.

[–] WhatWouldKarlDo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

I painted a tunnel entrance on a rock wall. I was about to chase him into it, when I found out someone had dug a REAL tunnel there. Almost got hit by a train too!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

That's nothing. One time, I was chasing Z, and we went through this tunnel, right? Except he went first and I chased him, bit as I followed, outta nowhere I hit the side of a mountain! It wasn't a train tunnel, it was a rock!

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

the hacker known as hex bear

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This is Blood Eagle, checking in with the nest

Abort Operation Babydog

I repeat, abort Operation Babydog

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

SBU to assassin: "Not yet you idiot!"