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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Set an orphanage on fire? No ethical consumption.

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[–] pooh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Consumption of beans is always ethical bean

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about consumption of puppies or orphans?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's ethical if they're raised humanely on my uncle's farm.

[–] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Are you selling or buying the experience of kicking a puppy?

Shoot the puppy while you're at it

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Some would say it doesn't matter if you shoot the puppy either, so long as you admit to being too incompetent to train it

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't really "consume" puppy kicking or orphanage burning.

Your point would be more effective if you said something like "eat a puppy" and "buy child porn", but I guess you didn't want to sound like Vaush.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

This is c/badposting, making no sense is by design.