Is that a Fat Man in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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Sounds like the mutie's fault for making assumptions about others' rectal capacity.
Roll for anal circumference
It's a Nat 20
Inches
Okie dokey!
He put that minigun the only place the VC wouldn't find it
BONGO BONGO BONGO...
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO
If my squad's heads explode out of nowhere in less than a second and my ghost hears this shit playing in the distance, I'm not moving on. I'm haunting that stealth-archer-building bitch forever.
Who needs stealth Archery when you have stealth Heavily Upgraded Old Faithful? Arrows are obsolete compared to several hundred damage worth's of stealth headshots.
I haven't looted an enemy that wasn't an ashpile or an aspiring Dullahan in roughly 40 hours. I fucking dare any them to try and haunt me, I'll find some other part to remove via my patented Insta-Laser-Surgery™