Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Elemen-tree school.

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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

In height school they learn to branch out into new subjects

[–] misterwu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Baumschule ("Tree School"), is the German word for plant nursery

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Some go to Elm-entary.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just leave

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't listen to them, we're rooting for you!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you've got friends here, bud!

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Leaf him alone!