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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

You're not really removing the potatoes from the soup if you think about it.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn't/Shouldn't you be worried about your live meal shitting itself in the pot once it finally dies? Or did the witch make sure they went to the bathroom before putting them in the pot?

[–] prof 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Since witches are generally agreed upon to be nasty bitches, I'd argue they don't care.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Might actually be the whole point

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] prof 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm afraid that's a hard pass, love.

[–] leds@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

That's just very effective propaganda from the church to discredit the authority of "witches" as healers, midwives, etc

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That's called "releasing the aroma".

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's all I remember from my Duolingo German.

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wieso kannst du Kartoffeln hassen?

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 years ago

Es macht mich krank 🥺

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Das ist verboten.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

bitch you know you'll get it all back in the end let me enjoy this

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Joke's on the witch, he also pooped in there.