this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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Edit: Replaced with a better article since I was too lazy to click links earlier this morning. Old article link if you want it

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Woke up this morning and everything was upside down! Took it to the shop for a quick resolder, unfortunately I can only walk on my hands now while they work out the bugs, but I'm assured it will be taken care of in a couple of weeks. Still love the implant!

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a really bad news article lol. It has all the hallmarks of getting ChatGPT to rephrase and summarise a single source - the Neuralink corporate blog post. No journalism here. Just taking the company's own facts and framing at face value.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, the author's bio says that she graduated 2 years ago lol. It's a press release scrambled up. Haven't seen any other articles mentioning that this stupid thing has already started to fail, though.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a lot better so I replaced it. My bad for skipping over the in-article links lol

No problem lol. I'm mocking the publisher, not you.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Between brain worms, neuralink chips, and microplastics, brains are having a bad time.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Don't forget continuing lead poisoning

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago

Mad respect for using an archive link :)

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Turning myself into Krang from Ninja Turtles to impress Elon Musk.

bean

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

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[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

over/under on whether they faked the demo? 100%

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From what I saw you can do the stuff they did with high end off the shelf stuff