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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

"We also saved your little grey butts"
-Jack O'Neill

SG-1 are the real ass guards.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Lucky Thor.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago
[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

What, do you have assburgers syndrome?

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce "bi-frost" instead of 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).

[–] zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Ass guard? What is that, like a sports cup for your rear?"

[–] viking 9 points 1 year ago

The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn's and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 year ago

I'll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?

I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you'll find the penis mightier

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What are you 9?