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Party leader doubling down on it:
Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.
You're brain wormed if you think any food is "woke", more so if you think sushi fits that category - its literally raw meat, I thought you guys loved that barbaric "eat raw meat" caveman shit.
Hummus??? Hummus is woke???? Didn't the Israelis love it so much, they tried to claim it as their own?
We're doing "do you condemn hummus?" now? I've literally been saying that as a joke to my partner for the last few months (cause I'm lame and repeat jokes constantly) lmao.
When it evokes images of the occupation it's a wondrous exotic food, when it evokes images of Arabs it's an eeeeeeevil food.
You can literally taste the Khummus.
What country did you say it came from?
I don't wanna be a food nerd and/or weeb, but no meat is necessary for it to qualify as sushi. The only things required are vinegared rice, nori (dried seaweed), and maybe a third ingredient that's usually vegetables or seafood. The seafood doesn't even need to be raw, like smoked salmon and tempura shrimp are very common sushi ingredients. The main thing that makes it sushi is the rice.
True, I guess I'm referring more to sashimi. Sushi is kinda treated as a catch-all in American parlance, just like sake.
Sushi is kinda treated as a catch-all in American parlance, just like sake.
Fun fact: sake just means "booze" in Japanese. It is a catchall. Bud light is sake 
They're both rice derived fermented drinks 
Still? I'm Canadian and I think everyone post silent generation understood sushi and sashimi were different things by 2010. I'm vegan and eat a LOT of sushi.
I think so, but maybe I'm too old and out of touch now 
I also have been a cook forever and generally if I'm talking about food it's with people who know what's what. So there's that too. Could go either way
Oh yeah. That's fair
It's raw meat often served to you by a man holding what's basically a sword. Bad ass shit when you think about it.
Fish is woke because to catch it I have to sit in a small, cramped boat with my best friend and whenever I see him wipe his sweaty cheeks I want to caress them and give him a kiss and that’s a sin against Jesus
Fish is effete because it has looser muscle fibers and a more delicate flavor, also it doesn't count as meat because of Christianity.
forget quinoa, couscous, and hummus
foreign sounding food is scary 
I wonder if this guy has confused internal screeching when he thinks of pizza or spaghetti, food any conservative enjoys but from a foreign country (and I know it's arguable as these two have histories that probably had aspects of them first be developed in other nations; regardless, those places aren't America).
What the fuck is woke food? 
Food that isn't deep fried
I wish to inform the chuds that deep frying foods likely originated in Canaan
Food that anglos can't pronounce.
We're not feeding your kids cheaper food, we're feeding them down to earth folksy food!
My broke ass eating hummus sandwiches for lunch most days lol
sandwiches and fruit
whoah whoah whoah this guy wants to feed my kids FRUIT?? GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA WITH THAT SHIT
Fruits are botanically the seed-bearing parts of a plant. Literally the plant equivalent of gargling balls.
you take that fucking back about hummus you reactionary piece of shit 
Hummus is Hamas.
Quinoa, couscous, and hummus are all incredibly simple to prepare in bulk and are really cheap but ok
So is sushi rice, for that matter. Maybe they just object to fish?
There has been 0 instances of conservatives doing “more” with less money, especially when it comes to the nutrition of children.
WOKE FOOD
and it won't be woke fruits, like satsumas or kiwi fruits they force you to eat in DEI neighborhoods
good pious conservative fruits like apples and oranges only
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]
Lol. Lmao, even.
the rest of the anglosphere really is taking "woke" to silly new places aren't they?
Imagine thinking couscous and hummus are either exotic or expensive. Or, wait, that's not what woke means.
Idk what country or party this is but 
It says New Zealand in the Twitter handle.
So it's just your usual Angloid fascist brainworms
It's New Zealand's fascist party. It's part of the coalition that's currently leading the country.
NGL whenever someone says mum it sounds goofy to me.
2024
still no gay frog Pokemon
when has a school lunch ever given students quinoa, couscous, hummus, or sushi???
Since the woke takeover 
But I like woke food 
Glad to see that he is condemning Hummus though, huge W /s
The fuck is woke food?
Yes the youths, that who they are.