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We must murder the entire planet for this violent pants shitting which I definitely did not do

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[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You are what I say you are and you'll like it!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hamas shit my pants and that's why I support them

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Anticonstipation Aktion kelly

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

whoa.... that's so scary that hamas was so close to u they could reach into your pants and put shit in it..... or they have a gun that puts shit in people's pants.... really scary stuff..........

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you think that's just a butthole? hamas tunnel

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somebody bomb my tunnel! Quick!

[–] callTheQuestion@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Once I thought my landlord shit in my home but it turned out to be a racoon.

[–] Naal@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

My "I did not shit my pants" shirt is getting a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The IDF scooped the shit out of my pants, and they did it without my consent.