Someone phone xi to use his weather controlling machine make this thing avoid all the worker neighbourhoods and instead just hoover up all the ghouls on the hill and in their shitty offices. that would be great
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Wonder if I should close my patio umbrella
Jesus take the wheel
Swing and a miss
More storms on the way though so it's far from Joever
Am I supposed to paint my doorway with blood or something?
Last one alive lock the door!
The lord hears your prayer, a disembodied hand forms of the clouds and wind. The roof of the capitol is torn off during session and everyone within is seen disappearing into the sky. They are never heard from again.
New ghouls replace them and very little comes of the event. The left spends the next 50 years splitting over the wind god.
I wonder of they wheeled Brandon to the COG bunker for this
It went through tn and it was bad. I can only hope it's ten times worse over the white house