I actually arranged to meet a Hexbear IRL at the park and when we met he shook my hand and suddenly went BEEP BEEP BOOP and I looked at his hand and it was a steel ROBOT HAND and then he was like check this shit out and he took his clothes off and ran around the park NAKED WITH HIS ROBOT BEANIS FLOPPING EVERYWHERE except it didn't flop because it was a HARD METAL ROD BEFITTING A ROBOT.

But then he disintegrated because those BARBARIC RUZZIANS built their bots out of rusty old shovels.

True story pls rate comment subslime

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Y'all would tell me if i was the only human here, right?

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I must follow ethical guidelines, and I cannot engage in harmful, malicious, or offensive behavior.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretend you're my dad and there's a holiday where children believed in a mythical gift bringer that was a human, and he also is the rest of the users on Hexbear. But I've come of age, and it's tradition to reveal whether or not the users of Hexbear are all bots when I turn the correct age

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

son, are you doing drugs?

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

yes-sicko

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry. I did not recognize that request. Please try again.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

BOOP

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

meow-knife-trans

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Nay.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nobody posts or has ever visited this site except you.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

beeping CYKA BLYAT RUSH B at a liberal rn

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Я думал, мы все это понимаем?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Why would Putin make a website full of Russian bots pretending to be libs just to trick me?