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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago (4 children)

They are tho. Unless you're scarfing down dozens of Hershey Kisses a day, you'll be fine eating them whole. Edible =/= tasty or recommended, but you're not gonna die either.

See also: Stickers on fruit

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!:-P

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

why would you believe in this again

😔😔😔😔😔😔

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

To be clear here though, they are made to be edible since people would likely assume they are part of the product and eat them. It would be irresponsible for them to not be edible.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Doesn't the FDA require food stickers to be non toxic (I am bristling at the usage of edible...). I would think that the paper in the candy would fall under the same rules.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about the foil wrapper it comes in? Thats not edible even if non-toxic, but the strip to open it is since it’s inside the wrapping of the product. Leading people to think it’s edible.

Yes people can be dumb.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why as a kid I came up with eatable as an alternative word meaning not only can you eat it, but you (or someone) would actually want to.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You didn't come up with that. Willy Wonka did.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Huh, well it looks like there's usage that predates that, but I hadn't heard it prior to my own usage.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are technically edible, but not meant to be eaten.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything’s edible if you eat it.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Edible means it’s safe to eat, so paper is edible, arsenic is not.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Funny story about Hershey Kisses. When they were hand wrapped, they paid their workers by-the-Kiss, so there were all kinds of techniques to increase output. The most efficient way to get the chocolate kiss to stick to the wrapper was to lick the bottom so it held tight when you twisted it closed. There's a good chance your parents and definitely grandparents ate prelicked chocolate kisses.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

and that's how they've gotten herpes kisses

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean, anything is edible if you're brave enough...

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Lol someone screenshotted part of this and posted it somewhere and I said the same thing 🤣

[–] henfredemars 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything is edible once.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, eat the concept of plagiarism!

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

You fucking did it. Now eat my comment?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I have been defeated, away I must go, back to my cave!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Scrumptious!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My acid dealer agrees. That’s why he always wants me to pay in cash, I assume

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Just trading papers that's all.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

yesterday is weaving in and out

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If she ate it for a year, it is edible.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

That's what she said...

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They're not not edible...