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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excuse me sir if you obstruct traffic it is within my rights to crush you with my one tonne truck

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

one tonne truck

sicko-wistful

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm ASS far-left as they CUM panting

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Me too, I don't want those kids to ruin their chances of receiving financial aid for college.

Minors, please leave the property damage to the adults!

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I'm a militant maoist third worldist, but I draw the line at being rude in the YouTube comment section

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m as left as they come, but I BACK THE BLUE when it comes to criminals spray painting hearts and peace signs on sidewalks.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Major property damage is all good, right?

If it's in a country outside of the west, then yes 😊

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

smdh this post is adventurism.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

'and let me remind you that some of my best friends are leftists'

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE LIGHT FIXTURES AND PAINT?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

i draw the line with chalk on your property

the kids wanted to play hopscotch

i'll kill you if you try to stop them

[–] kfc@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I was on the far left (Romney Republican) until I read about scary teenagers skateboarding in a parking lot 2 cities over