this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Dead internet theory? All twitter bots.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Quack quack, it's a duck!

Space duck says: ACAB

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Wait. A male duck is a Drake. Kendrick's surname is Duckworth.

Is Mars listening to Earth rap beef?

Martian duck says: peace was never an option, quack!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wanna feel how smooth it is. 👋

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not as smooth as my brain.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

What would be smoother:

A stone polished by billions of years of wind and microfine dust in a perfectly dry environment.

OR

A brain polished by countless hours of posting.

🤔

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Wait, penises aren't supposed to look like that?

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Gunther Eagleman

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Magician@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What an utterly predictable person.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if this is a bot or just someone who's incredibly stupid

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I knew the Chinese hid concentration camps on Mars, but I couldn't find proof until now

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is so clearly a heel. Martians have fashion

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Looks kinda like a lute on its back

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Home planet of the frankish people

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

That could be housing for more deserving homeless Americans! >.>

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

looks like a compression artifact

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It makes me think of some ancient sea-life. Surprisingly, not the Tully Monster, but rather a vertebrate fish from when jaws were not yet in vogue.