Chimkin?
Kneel down so I'm not predator-height, cluck back, and reach out to offer scritches!
This one is so cute! Do you know what breed this is? The feathers are so fluffy!
this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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It's called a Frizzle!
My buddy had a red frizzle named Phyllis years ago, she was a little sweetie
"Ma'am"
Pick it up and snuggle it. This is what I do with all chimken
I would give the chicken a thumbs down because it's funny and the chicken lacks the ability to recognize social cues
"No hablo Pollo, Senorita"
Accept their quest
How do you do chicken? 
🥰
Chicken comes up says buk buk buk, I give them three dollars to go away 🤣
"I"m not made of corn, Beatrice."
i'd kiss a chicken and then remember about the bird flu and feel bad about it for a while
Don't sneeze on the chicken! 
If it was okay with it: hugz
Squat down to their height and say hello
say BUUUUUUUUUUUUK BUK BUK
I assume I'm too busy holding back my husky to respond with any more than "hi sorry".
I would say "Hello tiny chicken babby you are so fluffy and cute, wow!" Then I would wave at it but try to do so from a distance so as not to unnerve it with sudden close-proximity body movement. Then I would say "Brkbrkbrk."
'Hello, cat'
BUUUUK BUK BUUUUUUKKKKKK BBBBBBBBUUUUUk
bak bawwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Chlimkin
BUK.