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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Safety recalls are negated by alternating between upper and lower case.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Near future?...

No BiGgIe. TeSlA iS dOiNg a VOLUNTARY SaFeTy ReCaLl DuE tO tHe ExPlOdInG bAtTeRy PrObLeM. aNd OnLy OnE pErSoN iN tHe FaMiLy Of FoUr DiEd.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cyber truck killed my father, destroyed my mother's career, foreclosed on the family home, took my sisters legs, and automatically ran over my dog.

Still love my truck tho

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I hate new country songs.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Muskrats are absolutely losing their minds and you love to see it

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

It's especially funny because they thought he was some Ironman genius and by extension they were smart cuz they thought he was smart. The ego meltdowns are glorious.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

They bought it to look cool and are having a meltdown at the idea that a lot of people don't think they're cool.

[–] theareciboincident@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What even is that last “insult” in the OPs image LMAO

Who even asked, letting the projection shine through a little too hard there mate

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wonder how sycophantic their tweet will be when the Elon Mobile shorts and burns down 5 city blocks

"Only got 3rd degree burns on 95% of my body, a true attestation to sound safety standards"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Johnny Got His Gun except the message the quadruple amputee is pounding out in morse code is "still love the truck though"

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

"One" but if it were a single off of Re-Load

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Still love the truck though!

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Hopefully they are involved in a single car (theirs) accident and are found with the pedal upper their ass sideways

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Mentioning ford is funny considering that more people have now died in Tesla battery fires (83) than in Pinto fires (27). Increasing Pinto deaths to account for number sold (~5M Teslas vs ~3.2M Pintos) would give 42, roughly half of Tesla's.

But no it's a good thing when your new fancy car is twice as deadly as the car that's famous for being a deathtrap.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Road Trip

Los Angeles to Santa Cruz

michael-laugh

[–] TC_209@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Considering Musk was best buddies with Epstein, that last one is pretty great.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago