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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Greek guy who says "testicles" like it's the name of an ancient hero

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

how about a concussed greek guy

Kronik Encephalopalous

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

They unironically did this (well, ironically, I guess) in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey. You have to play bodyguard for the Olympic champion representing Sparta, whose name is Testikles.

There's also a random mercenary encounter named Testiklos the Nut who is his half-brother.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Ayyyy im transitioning ovah 'ere

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turkish girl who says "estrogen" like it's the name of her countries president

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

comrade i think you accidentally put this in the wrong comm

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rhymes with minestrone.

That is how italians actually pronounce it.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

🤌🍆🤌

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ayyyy Paulie pass me somm'a dose hormones

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Ravioli ravioli give me the testosteroni