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Still love the truck!
Every time lmao 
this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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Guess they figured Elon doesn't have enough sentience to recognize criticism if you end with a complaint.
You mean end with a compliment? It's probably a bit of that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla repairs have some kind of ridiculous non-disparagement agreement - 
has super thin skin
I do think they say this because if you don't thousands of financially tilted tesla bagholders will come after them
Maybe it's sunk cost fallacy.
Unironically concerning
Needs to become a tagline if it isn't already.
All of a sudden, time slows to a halt. I've hit something big this time and this truck has no crumple zone. I know my head is about to go through the window. This is it. Do I think about my life, my loved ones? No, I think about how much I still love this truck.
The glass is "bulletproof" so you won't be going through it, just contributing to the interior detailing job that'll be necessary to resell it.
How could I forget. Still love this truck.
My Cybertruck cut my dick off
Still love the truck!
Cybertruck orchiectomies when???
"I still love the truck!"
Quietly chucks it into the used car market
no don't you remember that's against the (totally enforceable) contract you sign when you buy the thing
don't bleed on the stainless! you'll void the warranty
The cybertruck killed my father, destroyed my mother's career, took my sisters legs, and autopilot ran over my dog
Still love the truck tho!
One review video I saw, they were able to chop carrots using the hood edge.
They issued an update that was supposed to stop the hood from dismembering you, and some idiot filmed himself still getting his finger crushed.
I'm genuinely kind of wondering if there's a layer of the all too common "if you get hit by a car that's your fault for being in the way of the car" mentality applying here except for the one you're getting out of
The cybertruck buyer has assimilated their ownership of it into their conception of self
It cannot be removed, there is nothing else there but commodities standing in place of a non-alienated human being
Bazinga!
In r/cybertruck somebody should start a "To prove how much you love your Cybertruck - show your leg gash!"
“Yes, the stock might’ve plummeted 150% during the last few months with no signs of recovery, but I still love the stock!”
People are straight up driving WMDs in public because of how much they love Elmo rofl