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cancer rate is 130% which means one in three of us will get double cancer

just eating fish from tainted water is a 7% cancer risk

it's for BOATS lol

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[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i'm more serious than ever when i say we need to be slaughtering these people yesterday

every second we don't kill them all is a second the entire planet suffers for

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Michael Stanley Regan (born August 6, 1976) is an American environmental regulator. He has been serving as the 16th administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency since March 11, 2021.

Regan lives in Raleigh, North Carolina, with his wife, Melvina, and son, Matthew. Their first-born son, Michael Stanley Regan, Jr. ("MJ") died on August 16, 2012 from stage IV high-risk neuroblastoma at the age of one.

this-is-fine

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

this doesn't even seem like (irregular) corruption. EPA drew up some program for recycled fuel to put a """green""" checkmark on the federal progressive scoresheet to wave during election season and they're pushing shit through to make it a success.

everyone knew reprocessing fucking plastic (a byproduct of fuel REFINING) would turn out the nastiest of stuff but who cares this looks good for chevron's balance sheet & for the administration

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't worry, it's not much more carcinogenic than existing chemicals that were grandfathered in.

Nevertheless, in response to questions, the agency wrote, “EPA considered the full range of values described in the risk assessment to develop its risk management approach for these” fuels. The statement said that the cancer risk estimates were “extremely unlikely and reported with high uncertainty.” Because it used conservative assumptions when modeling, the EPA said, it had significantly overestimated the cancer risks posed by both the jet fuel and the component of marine fuel. The agency assumed, for instance, that every plane at an airport would be idling on a runway burning an entire tank of fuel, that the cancer-causing components would be present in the exhaust and that residents nearby would breathe that exhaust every day over their lifetime.

In addition, the EPA also said that it determined the risks from the new chemicals were similar to those from fuels that have been made for years, so the agency relied on existing laws rather than calling for additional protections. But the Toxic Substances Control Act requires the EPA to review every new chemical – no matter how similar to existing ones. Most petroleum-based fuels were never assessed under the law because existing chemicals were exempted from review when it passed in 1976. Studies show people living near refineries have elevated cancer rates.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

just eating fish from tainted water is a 7% cancer risk

I really need to go Vegan... trans-vegan

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

i'm sure Chevron in their magnanimity will ensure your carcinogens will bioaccumulate in the soil & plants as well! worry not citizen! biden-harbinger

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

oh, yeah. this is the active ingredient in that Liquid Death that's so popular lately

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Loading up a super soaker with this to make a cancer the-doohickey

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

geordi-no CIA Cancer Gun

geordi-yes KGB Cancer Super Soaker

What in the absolute fuck

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

frothingfash: "Nah, it's good now because it's done because porky wants money. Let's all get cancer, obese, and addicted to everything! It's our PaTrIoTiC dUtY!"

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tell us what the name is of the freakin' chemical!

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

it doesn't even have a name, just a code number

they do that on purpose

[–] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, if they gave away the name they'd be giving away what it's made of. And we can't have people finding out there's straight up Molochian blood hexes in the fuel

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I hereby name it cancer juice

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

P-21-0144 through 0150, P-21-0152 through, and P-21-0160 through 0163

The chemical name is for one of these is

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let’s just imagine for a moment if it were unredacted:

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonylleucylgl ycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleu cylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylseryla spartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthreonylleucyl arginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanylglu tamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycyli soleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylaspa rtylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarg inylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleuc ylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalany lseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylgly cylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanylly sylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycyl…isoleucine

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...That's one hell of an act. Whaddaya call it?

The Oblongs!

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

the US has adopted the Mr. Burns Disease Prevention Philosophy

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would anyone like to go in on a biodome with me?

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as Pauly Shore isn't invited.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Somebody has to bring the spray can cheese tho.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

so where are they using this new cancer fuel I want to avoid those places

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

avoid the sky and the sea and the land

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how do these people sleep at night

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Literal dragons

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Dw guys, Elon Musk will fix this by making electric boats any moment now.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

love our beautiful boaters

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I....is it too late for us to appropriate a certain D-word?

Because I have no other words to describe this except for peak [redacted].

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

if you're talking about removed then I dunno, I'm coming around to using it to refer to complex systems (a town, an institution, a mode of production, a geopolitical order) but I'm not comfortable using it to refer to individuals or groups of people