You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tonight on MSNBC: Astrologer explains why Biden will win

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Might as well, it's about on par with a body language "expert".

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I swear blind them people, life coaches, people who tell you things about you by your hand writing…just make things up.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On my network we'll air handwriting experts who prove that every Secretary of the Treasury is a serial killer.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda wanna start a Facebook video grift doing this. "Please send me your paper bills of various amounts so I have as many examples as possible to work with! I can only do this with your support!"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Precedent

[–] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I actually think there are people with a "preternatural" ability to do this. A lot of them are probably high functioning borderlines or cluster As though.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I fucking wish Bernie was a Judeo-Bolshevik spy sent to take down Amerikkka??? Bernie but based???

bern-disgust

[–] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The best body language experts are successful psychics and they can make six figures off of one mark