Crocodiles only eat on very rare occasions, so I’ll just hope it has eaten in the last couple weeks.
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And it it hasn't, there's always Tree
I can potentially outplay the croc for 20 minutes by dancing around. I can't outplay the others that long.
Also with like a stick I can 100% keep it at stick distance away from me.
I'll pay you 100 million dollars for 20 more minutes with the bear.
I'll pay you 200 mil for 20 more minutes with Jerma
Gator is probably the safest bet. Bear or tiger are maybe possible if they're in a good mood or something. Pretty sure to Jerma I'd just be another number in the kill count.
I know a crocodile is faster than me in a straight sprint but I feel like I could Dark Souls circle strafe it without too much difficulty
Pretty sure that's an alligator, and I'm definitely taking them. We will both sit on opposite sides of the room and vibe for 20 minutes.
Can't believe women would rather spend 20 minutes with a crocodile than a man
the man is infinitely more likely to chop you up in a meat grinder than the crocodile 
[CW: meat, leather mentioned]
Crocdile. I have a leather and metal belt and I can use that to keep its mouth shut. All I have to do then is hold on for < 20 minutes.
Afterwards, I'd feed the Croco 10 raw chickens for helping me get rich. 
Known serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.
i would push jeremy over and run away
Bear solidarity
The human. I'll be more likely to subdue them, if they don't have any hidden weapons or so.
Or the crocodile, if I can be some distance away from it.