Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?
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Credits. Gaffers are extremely important and I refuse to watch anything gaffed by Jeff. You know, what you did, Jeff!
Gotta know who that grip girl was so you can look her up later
That the facial
You guys skip the story? You don't want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss?????
Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?
The story is ludicrous
Really? Y'all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.
Different strokes for different folks
get it
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I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can't be good for us.
I'm firmly convinced that it's bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It's possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It's like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.
I really don't think spending extra time sitting through half assed foreplay is going to do the human race any favors.
Might do an IRL sexual partner who enjoys foreplay a favour though. I dont know that reprogramming our brains to only react to hardcore scenes is doing ourselves a favour either.
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Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:
1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to
You missed the blowjob
"Miss" isn't the word I'd use.
That’s all I’m here for…
What is there to see in the last 7 seconds? Isn't that just like perfunctory footage so it doesn't immediately cut off?
This is just training yourself to have awful sex.
I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I've never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.
I mean I'm sure it happens but I don't think it's this epidemic people are making it out to be.
Also don't watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.
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Solo sex is sex too.
Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.
When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.
Not unless you are a nematode..
What is that?
A type of worm which can literally have sex with itself
I can…
I agree, completely. But we should also blame the absolutely horrible way porn is shot too.
Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…
I won't be satisfied until a film with a cunninglingus scene wins an Oscar.
France is working on it. At least, one needs to assume that that's why they are so dedicated to the cause . . .
Rare, borderline unique, France W
thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you're alone with a screen.
actual sex is amazing, and I'm not apeing what my phone screen shows, I'm really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I've watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like
You're still training yourself to only see the PIV/PIA (This is clearly not a Sapphic post, and I don't know how trans man porn works) as the sexy bits. While all of the sex is the sexy bits.
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When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren't home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?
Data really can be beautiful.
AND deadly accurate.
Nah, the beginning and end should also be green.
For some the entire thing is green
For some, the entire thing is red. Surely they must exist?
His name is Fox Mulder
It depends on the story for me, usually the build up is sooo sexy but other times I just want to see a specific ⭐️get pounded in a specific position
Buildup is key
(I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)
OPENING ZA DOOR!
SITTING AT COMPUTER!
GETTING BORED!
WATCHING POR-
Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube
The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time
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Makes sense.
Dammit! How dare you expose me like that!?
I just shop by length so that last two thirds of the video will not be necessary
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(I'm exagerrating and understand creators must be paid in some way but this was my first thought seeing the graphic)
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