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[–] axont@hexbear.net 93 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wtf is a "sex class." Rowling is so British she's can only describe things in caste systems.

Also she just declared having androgyn insensitivity syndrome means you're not a woman I guess. Do transphobes think people walk around with PCR equipment to analyze chromosomes before deciding which pronouns to use

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Upper sex: You bother the other kids at boarding school and grow up to harrass the servants.

Middle sex: Having sex with your wife would be improper but at the weekends you go to some fine digging locations.

Lower sex: You shag in the bushes outside the pub

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

average british travel itinerary

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm at the pub as I write this. Where are my fellow lower sexers at?

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

All their "definitions" are just ad hoc bullshit designed to support their insane pre-existing intuitions. There's not even a pretense of ideological consistency. I guarantee that you have, in making this post, put more critical thought into the question than any of these transphobic freaks have in their whole lives.

Sex class is something I'm instituting once I become secretary of education, its inbetween critical race theory and being gay

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Do transphobes think people walk around with PCR equipment to analyze chromosomes before deciding which pronouns to use

If they were internally consistent about their beliefs they'd have xray microscopes to detect ovaries, but they don't and think they can "just tell". They don't even know where their beliefs come from

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

melon-musk hey your transphobia is getting boring how bout some antisemitism to shake things up

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ayyyy my gametes is gettin foitalized in ova heaaa

[–] fox@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joanne and Elon are two case studies in how social media just straight rots your brain. DSM category to be introduced for the neurotoxic effects of posting

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the billions of dollars didn’t help either.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

This is like watching the cringe Olympics. Although both of them are world class, only one can emerge victorious.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Touch grass

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, could you stop reducing your ad-sales value to my platform? Thanks.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

t. Antisemite guy my-hero

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao Musk doing "yo your numbers are going down post new material"

[–] EpicKebabEater@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have posted cringe. You will loose subscriber.

-Elon Musk, Lord of Tweet Plains

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

she undermines her point several times in the stupid tweet by saying it doesn't even matter if a woman has a "rare difference of sexual development" that prevents her from producing gametes

transphobes finally learn that chromosomes aren't universal, try another biologically feature to pin their transphobia against, and instantly fail

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

The largest gametes, folks. Bigly. More and more people are saying it, believe me. a-little-trolling

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What determines whether you "belong to the sex class that produces large gametes" ?

Obviously this horrendous wording is a (poor) attempt at inclusivity of people that have bodies that don't produce large gametes, but are supposed to. But what other factors are determining their inclusion in this sex class if they don't produce large gametes? There must be something that is including these people, what is it?

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if your sperm is just massive

[–] fox@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Macrospermia, yeah. Terrible medical condition, the sperm is basically a .50 cal bullet blowing clear through the egg. Big impact on fertility as you'd imagine.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

well it's only logical that it would impact fertility rates, after all women can't get women pregnant berdly-smug

and good thing, too, can you imagine how huge a baby born from two Large Gametes would be? They'd be XBox huge... as a fetus!

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

or now all intersex people who fit this are women, whether they like it or not

that elderly grandfather in india who had a hysterectomy because he was having stomach pains and didnt even know he was intersex and had many grandchildren with his wife? woman. 100% woman.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Presumably it also means women didn't exist before the invention of the microscope and those kooky ancients were using the word wrong

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fox@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a subculture of terfs that believe every single person in any position of power is secretly trans

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this for real? These people, man.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It, as most chud conspiracies do, ties into the whole blood libel / Jewish cabal thing. It's a belief that there is a subsection of immortals fed by child abuse who change gender every few years or decades so they don't get caught, but who also always occupy positions of fame and power.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Is that what the 2010ish conservatives who'd pass around jpegs of Michelle Obama, with wrinkles or shadows in clothes circled in mspaint, and go "That's a penis!" evolved into?

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah but are they calling Elon afab? Or a trans woman? Either which way what is their point? I truly don’t understand. These people are completely cooked.