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Man Stopped at Miami International Airport with Snakes in his Pants/ (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

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Those poor anacondas didn't want none. Oh, and if you're smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I, too, travel with a snake in my pants

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This you? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbados_threadsnake

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I'm hung that long.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I woke up, missing my fuckin' dong..

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The plot of Snakes on a Plane 2 looks awful.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:

DUMBASS

[–] autotldr@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Transportation Security Administration agents caught the unidentified man with a small bag in his pants with the small reptiles in it.

The bag was hidden in the passenger's clothing, officials said.

The post included a photo of two small snakes that were found in what appeared to be a sunglasses bag, the AP reported.

The snakes were turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

At the end of the week, TSA officers at JFK found a long machete from a man going through security.

Lesson learned: Don't bring a machete to an airport checkpoint," the TSA spokesperson said in a social media post.

The original article contains 135 words, the summary contains 105 words. Saved 22%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

At least someone didn't poison the waterhole.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

"Hey baby, I've got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! ... No I'm not trying to flirt with you, there's literally a snake please help me"

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I assume they were trouser snakes?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

why did he stop?