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Isn't it wonderful how Hamas are able to extract sugar from cookies? They must have really skilled chemists and a giant factory for doing it.

They are so annoying too. The "indeed" ugh nerd

https://twitter.com/mattlieb/status/1786512240944042223

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[–] edge@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He literally unironically does thonk and very-intelligent multiple times in that video.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

I'm dumb as fuck sometimes but I know a charlatan when I see one. I was skeptical of this clown back on the old subreddit when people would post vids of him doing "epic takedowns" of fucking hacks like Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro. Yeah I'd probably look like Mike Tyson if I was boxing a fifth grader.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Willy Wonka's antisemitism factory is full of Hamas militants singing songs and putting food aid into contraptions that turn it into weapons.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

اومبا لومبا

(singing while loading a mortar)

"Come on!" we said, "the time is ripe

to send it shooting up the pipe!"

[–] D61@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oomp-loomp-ah

Doopity-doo

Here's some in-di-rect fi-re

Coming for you

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Oompa-loompa

Doopity-dee

From the river to the sea,

We will be free

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man imagine being the IDF, the most moral, upstanding, advanced, disciplined army in the world and getting smoked by some guys in a hole in the ground boiling cookies to use as weapons

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

WHO WOULD WIN?:

hundreds of billions of dollars in foreign military aid and investment armed with the absolute cutting edge of military technology

cookie boiler brigade

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just double checked the sources the Community Notes used. The CNN story is about one random Syrian dude using sugar, not Hamas. The Wikipedia article mentioned sugar but the source in that article is pretty bogus.

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Do you really expect the same Americans who thought that Iraq did 9/11 to understand that Syrians and Palestinians are separate peoples?

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Hamas used sugar as a propellant?

Israel used rocket fuel as a propellant. This is not a two sided conflict

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uncritical, boundless support for the brilliant inhabitants of Gaza honing their chemistry skills.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Princess Bubblegum must fall.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might that be Mr. Bonnellerito, misunderstander of the English language who can only cite Wikipedia pages?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's Mr. Bonamassa, the guy who thinks that guitar pedals are anti-Semitic.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I think you are talking about Mr. Bonatelli. He used to be a medicore Starcraft 2 pro

[–] D61@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was a very bad idea bringing this person out from behind a Starcraft gaming stream...

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

the only livestream this guy should be on is his own execution

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is destiny invited to that kind of stuff? He talks like a little baby, it's impossible to have an intelligent debate with that guy.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I read it as mainstream media shows trying to draw in viewership from people who mostly watch online content. His fans seem to read it as a sign that he's being taken seriously and that his credibility is growing, but he's there because somebody thinks he's a draw (for viewership).

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally I'm baffled as to how he accumulated a following to begin with, he's clearly a moron

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He came down way too hard on one side of the "debate" before he had any information, and then the debatelord persecution complex part of his brain lit up and he dug himself 10x deeper. Now he has dug himself far too deep to ever get out again.

Once upon a time he said minorities should be able to legally kill people spreading violent hate speech as an act of self defense.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Once upon a time he said minorities should be able to legally kill people spreading violent hate speech as an act of self defense.

heartbreaking

Once upon a time he said minorities should be able to legally kill people spreading violent hate speech as an act of self defense.

Minorities meaning Israelis and violent hate speech meaning self determination

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Using wikipedia as a source lmao

Have you tankies ever considered gobbunism bad?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Uyghurs_in_China

smuglord

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s very cult like how they scour social media for any mention of Destiny to argue on his behalf.

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Doing all that damage control for free.

[–] Teapot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

God he has the most annoying voice imaginable

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The next rockets will be propelled with methane so I guess they will have to ban beans

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I don't see the community note on the post when I follow the link, so maybe it got scrapped when people noticed the sources didn't even back up the claim.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🍪

this is hard to watch, MISTA bracelli looks like he's holding back tears the whole time

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Same reason all bats and birds are shot on site.