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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Instead of taking the time to train or rehome my dog I took the easy way out and killed them. Then I reframed this to sound like what I did was actually super brave and nessisary."

Fixed

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

do we have any proof that the dog had actual behavioral issues? i bet she just got drunk and felt like killing.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dad literally called me today and asked who this lady is because he keeps hearing white people talking about how she killed her dog

I told him she was a senator from South Dakota and he replies "Oh, well, fuck her then"

That's basically the long and short of it

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is the typical GOP operative like some non-existent AI concoction or a minor character in a seven rate straight-to-video action movie.

That's her spokesman.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine having that name and not becoming some sort of actual cool guy

It's like having the last name Blood and not being a vampire or wizard or vampire wizard

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that's rich coming from a pro-"life" scumbag. Cricket probably knew they were surrounded by fucking awful people and bit everyone in sight.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

He learned from Commander rat-salute-2

[–] booty@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Well by my particular interpretation of US law, what I did wasn't explicitly illegal. Therefore it was correct.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

She's still going with the puppy killer thing? Lmao based on the reception, you'd think this ghoul would change tactics

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

okay but instead of doubling down on justifying why you shot a dog you could do literally anything else instead and it would make you look better

can be

can be

can be

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

living on a ranch is HARD and requires TOUGH DECISIONS

motherfucker you are not and have never lived on a frontier where starvation was a real possibility. you have lived your entire life in the lap of imperial luxury, but you LARP as an 18th century colonist because the highly advanced country you were born in taught you to fetishize that image. this is like people eating raw beef every day claiming that they're getting back to nature when the objective fact is that that diet is only possible in the modern world with modern factory farming.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

So her justification is the dog probably might've eventually hurt someone and then legally have to be put down, so she pre-emptively killed it?

I just want to make it clear that the revolution might eventually materialise and put many of the bourgeois class to death, maybe she'll use the same reasoning there? shrug-outta-hecks

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

This is a dunk tank post, surely.

[–] goose@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

To everyone who is upset: I see you and I hear you. I know there are things I could have done differently, and I promise to do better in the future.

To that end I will be killing one dog per week until I finally get it right. Thank you and God bless America

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

all politicians feel like ai lmao

[–] Voidance@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The dog was a worker not a pet
The worker did not do his job properly
The worker infringed on property rights when he decided to steal some chickens
The worker did not show his boss the proper respect
wtf is even the problem here?!

Kristi Noem has gone woke

often the easy way isn't the right way.

Why did she take it then if she knows it's wrong?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

She Going Back