Discovering that some nitter instances still work is bad for my sanity 
How many dead children in Gaza does mark hammil want for the second term? 
this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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A voice suddenly ~~appears~~ calls out to him "Luke... You must be told that The Force wants Gaza turned to glass..."
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Ninja edit: A voice doesn't appear. But what verb is better? "Rings out" is so dorky. "Emerge" is a bit ponderous. "Arise" sounds like I'm trying to be poetic.
echoes
edit: possibly "calls" depending on feel
"Calls out" seems perfect. Somehow I just couldn't bring it to mind.
reverberates
booms
boomerizes
booms with an boomery vibration
with a boomful tone booms Luke into boomblivion
Productive and successful AT WHAT 
SAY IT WHAT IS THE THING THE BIDEN REGIME IS MOST SUCCESSFUL AT DOING RIGHT NOW 
Luke would have voted for Darth Maul because at least he's 99% Hitler compared to Sidious who's 100% Hitler.
Isn't Darth Maul more of a 50% Hitler?
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So would I tho tbh
Only one of them with sex appeal
this is asajj ventress erasure
but i'd vote for Maul because at least he's not a fuckin geriatric
Uncritical Support to Vader and the elimination of Alderaan! The Empire has a right to defend itself from terrorists! - Luke Skywalker, probably.
Can he read his own unhinged blue maga tweets in the joker voice?
If I had to show the greatest example of lacking self-awareness with a single tweet:
Ok Mr. Hamill, you can stop acting like Fire Lord Ozai now. The show's over.
Oh no, Mark, no
This is a scathing critique of the US government.
Right?
Right?
Discovering that some nitter instances still work is bad for my sanity
oh no problem I'll be putting you on the invite list for our private instance when Poast goes down or starts poisoning everyone's responses on accounts they dislike, instead of just Vincent Cloutier's nitter-to-activitypub bridge
Judging as Poast is ran by Nazis it's probably intentional
Some nitter instances still work
Which still work? The only one I know if is the Nazi site poast.org. I still use it because sometimes I want to see Twitter comments but of course I can't share the links at Hexbear.
sometimes twiiit.com will work but it isn't always super current.
He is saying that in Joker Voice. He is saying that in Joker Voice. He is saying that in Joker Voice.