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[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Large Penis - Positive

He's definitely gonna frame than and put it on his desk at the office.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Seems about right, given that address.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

He probably added that one so people wouldn't worry about the other ones being real 😁

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully OP can get that cured soon.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

While large Penis Syndrome is real, I think OP has Large Penis Disease, which is psychological.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It depends: is the disease having a large penis or is the disease being a large penis?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Your disease has its own large penis

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Since all the other things are various organisms that are living inside you, presumably the disease is the Large Penis inside you.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tough brake to get a negative

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Discharge penis. Pixels on left of screen are artifacts

obviously, all men would do that

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What do I need to do to contract the "Large Penis" disease?

Move to asia.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's not mine, I swear!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

once you get enough diseases they just start attacking each other and you end up being healthy again

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Covid: Ha ha, in you I am.

You: WELCOME TO THE BIODOME.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Indeed, there was a documentary about this featuring Mr. Burns.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I'm indestructible you say?

No, actually even a small change in the make up of your diseases could be catastrophic.

Indestructible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Divide and conquer

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Indestructible...

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Guys, this is very immature and not funny at all. People die of these diseases or live with severe discomfort. I myself have Large Penis and it's no joke. It's very painful. Ask yo momma.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

antique meme