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this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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I ask only for another cyberwagon m'lord, but please in your wisdom make the horses alive this time sire. There are no wheels and the horses came dead @mlord @cyberwagon
I cannot stress this enough, you could buy yourself a plot of land and put a prefab on it and have money leftover to furnish the thing with the amount of money these people are spending on their meme truck. A permanent country vacation spot.
countdown until this dipshit is banned from twitter
Musk's undoing will be a psychotic episode where he tries to get his shitty LLM to assassinate this guy with an update to his cybertruck, and he's caught on video conspicuously entering Tesla's server closet to push it 
It’s an early 2000 VIN Cybertruck, so hopefully, a newer one coming off the production line has made the necessary fixes to address all these issues.
They'd only sold 1500 by the time they recalled them over the accelerator pedal coming off and jamming the accelerator down
And then what? This fella thinks he's gonna successfully sue a billionaire? In the US?
And then I'll send m'lord ANOTHER pigeon saying he has until the next moon to respond.
Musk wouldn’t even have to win, just ride it out.
He doesn't even want a refund, he wants another bazingamobile to replace this one, and thinks they've somehow fixed the issues in what, the month since it went into production?
same energy as that guy who bought autopilot as a christmas present to himself at midnight, used it to drive to the store and was unimpressed, then saw a "special christmas update" available and thought it would fix everything so hit install but it took two hours and he slowly froze inside his car as it was rebooting lmfao. time passed and updates happened so things must have gotten better!
He admits his car has every major problem for cars, yet when offered the choice to sell back his shitty car, he decides to roll the dice on the same make and model
Lmao just heard that 600 people here in Norway pre-ordered this shitbox, but it's apparently not getting approved for sale in Europe
Just let me meet one of them IRL, that's all I ask of the gods
Musk will offer refunds…right?
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