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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

apolgy for poor english

when were you when beethoven dies

i was at house watching dog movie when phone ring

"Beethoven is kill"

"no"

[–] darvocet 10 points 1 year ago

Sir this is perfect American English.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think you mean "Beethoven ded"

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

NOOO!!! when is bethoven died

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] bquintb@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It will just fall on deaf ears

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Good. He was nothing but treble anyway.

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

I thought it was 9th???

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be bittersweet learning he wrote and performed so many great ones.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

The Bittersweet symphony that's life?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

duh duh duh dum

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can still hear Beethoven,

But Beethoven cannot hear you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPQRTdkzrU

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[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

He was told he couldn't be a composer after he'd gone deaf, but did he listen??

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Anyone else automatically read it as dead?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And even if he hasn't died, he's not going to bother going on tour when he can't hear his screaming fans.