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Someone just spit on all four of my windows??? While parked at a climbing gym. Wish I took some pictures. But literally just one glob of spit right on the center of each window… so strange. Glad they didn’t do anything worse, but like huh??

edit: And archived- https://archive.is/cAAyL

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is your patriotic duty as a pedestrian to defile these trucks and make their owners feel bad.

No pictures of them doing it from sentry mode? (how to view sentry mode videos)

Sentry glitched out on me :( didn’t record anything

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, that's some bad luck!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kind of software quality you want in a $100k truck that entirely depends on its software.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spitting on the stainless steel will help it rust quicker.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

RATM's new track...

Spitting on the stainless / Help it rust quicker
Spitting on the stainless / Help it rust quicker
Spitting on the stainless / Help it rust quicker

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

When did ratm become woke smh

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to get harassed by the jocks in high school in the 90s because I had found a way to get online via a shell account and talk to people on the internet. This was probably 1992. I was told that talking to people on the computer was nerdy and stupid. Same hate, different generation.

Quick! Shove him in a locker again!

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the idea of this goober having their nerd's revenge moment by buying a $100k truck only for teenagers to mock him in a parking lot while he cries over it immediately breaking down. It's the kind of tears you can only drink from the right wine glass.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are these Tesla guys really oblivious to the fact that there are ~3,500 of them driving in their crunks functioning as moving billboards for a Nazi billionaire.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

that contact list is worth so much, 3500 idiots with way too much money

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Questions for science

I wonder if Tesla has a unsecured plaintext file somewhere of Cybertruck owners. Or using a cellphone - how long does it take to copy 3,500 list items on paper?

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At 100 names a page, with an associate the switch pages every 5 seconds, just under 3 minutes to photograph all the pages

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Cue the Mission Impossible theme.

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Start taking a video, then turn the pages as fast as you like.

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so weird, I see a guy in a Lamborghini and I have absolutely no feelings about it. I'll never come close to that kind of wealth, but his life is literally irrelevant to me.

Bro really thinks the capitalist with their toys don't have a impact on this fucking idiots life

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If the petit-boug cybertruck owners ever feel like the lambo guy does have an effect on their life it would be concerning as their reaction is to turn fascist.

Side note: I wonder if type of car owned (or not-owned) is a good way to make people notice class more in america. Closest thing to a class uniform.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not with car financing

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

If the petit-boug cybertruck owners ever feel like the lambo guy does have an effect on their life it would be concerning as their reaction is to turn fascist.

100% of the time they do.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

taters gon tate

That is fucking brilliant.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

michael-laugh laugh at the bazingamobile owners

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

kitty-cri-potato but i look cool in my beepboop dumpster truck

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They probably tried to key it, when that didn’t work they probably tried to kick it, when that didn’t work they probably tried to brake the windows, when that didn’t work they spit on it out of disgust for their own weakness.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

That needs to be a tagline. chefs-kiss