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[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

If pressure builds up we won't risk anything because the cement would just be propoulsed in the outter space and not hurt anyone.

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

melon-musk 's brilliant plan for reaching Mars

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[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmmm. Looks like making there worlds biggest canon has zero downsides imho.

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

congratulations: you have made a new volcano in a location much more difficult to predict

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[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When Kilauea was making news for erupting, I showed my (now ex) partner a photo of the lava flow over the road with hazard barriers to keep people away.

Her response was to ask why they didn't just divert the flow away from where people are.

[–] philpo@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

They actually do that with earth barriers sometimes, e.g. at the Aetna.

But there is only so much these barrier can do...

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because that's the avatar's job and he went missing... Again

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why has noone ever experimented with placing a very large spaceship in the mouth of an active volcano? And when erupting, the space ship would fly to space without needing any fuel. No resources wasted on multiple stage rockets just to carry up fuel a few km, all that's needed is an enormous spaceship in the shape of a cement plug.

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Duc(k/t) tape is cheaper

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just realised, that I first learned about pressure as a kid, when watching cartoon characters trying too stop a leak using body parts.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

This creates a bomb, the interesting thing is does the cork or the side blow first

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Prevent harmful eruptions with one simple trick. Frees up more time for your other hobbies, like making pipe bombs.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago

Big badda boom

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

The excellent podcast That's Absurd Please Elaborate answered this: https://thatsabsurdshow.com/episodes/005-scores-mutual-nightmares

TL;DL: big mistake, big boom

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The people that get off watching those pimple popping videos on YouTube would literally NUT to this one weird TRICK

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I thought we just needed a good guy with a volcano.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Somebody didn't see those mount St Helens videos....

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sure Super Glue would work too.

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