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Best I can do is soy milk
yeah we're out of herring can you get some herring
Herring? Why would anyone need herring? Why don't you get something else red like strawberries, cherries, or apples?
motherfucker I know I'm not the only one around here who likes smoked herring on toast with cream cheese
Love me some herring in white wine. I got that Pole in me.
1 big container of cheese balls
some fuckin uhhhh.... fuckin uhhhh................................ coffee creamer i think i'm running low on that
Is that what we're calling it now? Coffee creamer?
Well what would you call this, then?
just a choccy milk thanks
The biggest handle of the cheapest vodka you can find pls
We got a "professional drinker" over here, do we?
just get me anything that looks good
I'm not sure if I'll see your mom there, but if I do, I'm getting her for myself. Sorry!
Planter's Peanuts
How about you have DEEZ nuts instead?
TP
You ever considered NOT shidding? Geez.
yes
A Canada Dry ginger ale...
I'll get some grenadine with it, and we can drink some Shirley Temples together. How about that?
That's a new taste but ight..
Since its supposed to be super nice out this week, can you grab me a bottle of rosé and a super soaker?
No, but I can get you a rose 
and I'll use the super soaker on you to cool you down. I'll make sure to aim for the face especially, and I won't stop squirting out that water even as you beg for mercy. The water will be too much for you to handle. But no worries! It'll be "super nice" out.
I would like some Gatorade, please. Preferably that new Gatorlyte stuff that's closer to their original formula. I haven't been feeling well and I'm quite dehydrated at the moment.
Thank you!
Okay, but can I just, for a moment, ask why we have Gatorade but not Straightorade? Why are we devoting so much energy to the gays getting their own drink but us straights have nothing? These wokies are really trying to enact reverse discrimination on us 🙄
MFW no Panderade
The cucumber lime cucumber probably kept me alive when I was drinking way to much.
I'd like a USSR, please. Thanks.
You win the thread
Of course, comrade
A large store-brand supreme pizza, pls.
Do they have banana pudding or nah
Nah im good thx
Smokes and road beers.
And be quick about it!
A green tea and a pack of berry dutches thx
Yo can you grab me some juul.pods please?
3 tamatos.