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[–] Alto@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Used to deliver for them, can confirm all the above. Some other stuff:

  • Yes there's less of each individual topping when you order a bunch of different toppings, but I promise you that you don't want a normal amount of each topping on your supreme pizza. The center would still be raw, probably even if you put it through twice.
  • The 50% weeks are mostly a scam. It's usually cheaper to use the other good coupons (e.g. mix and match) than to take 50% off normal menu price
  • Unless you've got a big/otherwise pain in the ass to deliver order, a $10 order is just as much work to deliver as a $60 order. I personally tip based off distance rather than total because of it, and most my coworkers also preferred this method.
  • Brooklyn pizzas are just normal pizzas using dough 2 sizes smaller (for example an XL brooklyn is just a medium dough stretched thin). In general if you're looking to maximize food per dollar, normal hand tossed is what you want
  • For the love of God don't buy soda from the store if there's a gas station or something that's not out of the way. It'll be half the price at most.
  • The dishes probably aren't being cleaned properly. If you're lucky your local store has 1, maybe 2 closers who actually give a shit and try to do it right. I imagine that's pretty standard in food service though.
  • If you order delivery 2 minutes before close, you're braver than I. I had a hard policy of don't fuck with peoples food but not everyone does, and you sure as fuck aren't getting it on time.
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

I've never fucked with people's food; but I also never fuck with people who fuck with my food... cause I'm not dumb like that lol

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

the more stuff you put on it the less you get

NAL but this is fraud due to calorie counts.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It is grand to live in the age where the secrets of the pizza lords are passed as easily as the wind blows into the trees.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know if it's available everywhere or is it common knowledge. I always sign up for the newsletter using a 10 minute mail box to get a half off code for a pizza.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just want to know if I can buy the garlic parmesan wing sauce anywhere. It's the only sauce that actually tastes like it's called. Every other garlic parmesan sauce I ever tried are always sweet and tangy.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Buy your pizza at a small independent local pizza place.

It's going to be so much better than Dominos/Pizza Hut/Papa John's/etc that is not even funny.