this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

I love the way old-timey people talk about medicine. "I got so tired I got pneumonia." "He laughed so much he died." "He died from eating too many cherries." Just like purely vibes-based analysis of life and death.

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

every time i learn a new piece of information i learn about richard nixon it is always so illustrative, like finding a piece of a puzzle that you've been looking for. i don't know if i have ever heard a more on-brand story of nixon's young life than this one. where did you find this?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love capitalism, love alcohol, hate catholics and Vietnamese. Simple as.

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

want to gain the respect of my social betters who ritualistically abused and humiliated me every day, want to get revenge on my social betters who ritualistically abused and humiliated me every day. simple as

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was the President of the United States, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Guy who paddled Nixon go on Chapo

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

We had a great time thereafter.

Somehow I think Tricky Dick told a big lie there.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

listen, comrade Glee Paddle and Pneumonia tried their best

[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it ethical to go back and time and spank Nixon extra hard so he gets so tired he dies before he does anything terrible?

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

it's unethical not to

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

New site tagline just dropped

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hazing is the weirdest shit I hear about America.

Very common at e*ropean universities as well. It’s a way to make sure non-rich people don’t join the exclusive clubs. You get treated better/worse based on your background. People get injured regularly and sometimes they even die.

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow, did you ever read what he said about Bohemian Grove? CW: Slurs, homophobia

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think there's a lyric from Where The Hood At about this