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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone who uses the term "bio hack" should be beaten to death

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gonna chase them with a machete made of laminated meat, call it bio hacking

[–] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did this person really just soak a snus in blood? Guh??? plekhanov-bewildered

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh no it gets even better (read: worse). He defrosted some frozen meat and soaked it in the goop that thawed out of it. It's not even blood

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

How do I unread something?

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he used gross water and myoglobin as a marinade? But why

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Because he thought it was blood 🤮

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't exactly know what a "Zyn" is myself, but from reading the tweet and being a filthy Scandi, I know that must be a snus. It's a small pouch of tobacco which people pack under their upper lip for the nicotine high with less smoke. But it's fooken filthy in itself, and people often leave them everywhere, as annoying as cigarette butts imo. Very popular in Scandinavia, invented by the Swedes and banned in the EU (except Sweden of course.)

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, but don't forget it was the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS. Those barbarians EAT BATS! can you believe it!??!1?

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good time to invest in manufacturers of anti parasitic products, if this takes off.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Time to make the horse cum guzzlers feel vindicated for their choice in worm medicine

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

"The soyboys are so owned right now!" I shout triumphantly as the prions convert my cerebrum into cottage cheese

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 year ago

Is this a new tik tok "try to start a new pandemic " challenge?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

The whites are not ok

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

prion disease incubation is from 5 years to like 60+

so this will be a cool bomb to go off sometime down the road, like the early boomer sunset + lead toxicity one we're all currently being subjected to.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't prion diseases just kill you in a year or so?

EDIT: After incubation I mean

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

yeah, i have only ever heard that once they incubate and first symptoms appear, time to fatality is measured in months. so kinda more like an unknown number of people have cortex bombs set for a random interval between 5 and 60 years, than the long emergency of a bunch of agitated and emotionally disregulated elderly people slowly losing their grip on reality.

i don't really know which one would be more destabilizing, but i really hope the number of bozos out there that soak their snuff in wildlife blood is like under 20.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i found it somewhere years ago when i guess some very talented sinophobe made it when john cena spoke mandarin (after years of taking classes in an effort to get the WWE to crack the china market) and used it to make a contrite apology to the people of china for mistakenly referring to taiwan as a country in a post promoting Fast and Furious 9.

obviously, for burger brains, this made him guilty of the highest form of treason and generated a lot of angry content, but when i saw the image containing my pfp i was really impressed with the technical execution and decided to reappropriate it, because to have the strength of Cena with the mind of Mao is the ultimate aspirational #LifeGoals.

[–] RalfWausE@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

Couldn't this be considered bioterrorism? No? Why not?

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

precursor to the zombie apocalypse

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

hell yeah ice-nine all these stupid fucking great apes i'm sick of this shit