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[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Why aren’t my students fucking me?!?”

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, tbqh, he could probably get it....

Edit: thinner jawline, kinder eyes, softer lips, minus vampire teeth, and then you've basically got my husband

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The "You're just antizionist because you didn't get [sex act] on your Birthright trip" is a fairly standard canard

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

?!?! Really??

not saying I doubt you, it's just so crazy to me that something so wildly sexist and fucked up is something people regularly say

I'm from Ohio, I shouldn't be surprised, but yeah, wow, guess I'm way more naive than I ever realized

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Are the youngfolk actually rightfully upset about an ongoing genocide? Nahhhh, the lot are just mal baisé・es

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service, ace comrades kim-salute

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

If they're not having enough sex we should really look into forming a squad of people to go extract their cum.

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Reason for report: I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] davel@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

College students need to Pokemon get off of TikTok.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

“This sucks. This isn’t like the 60s at all”

[–] Afterthought_C@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not like zionists are having better luck at getting dates themselves
https://www.thejc.com/news/features/im-just-a-zionist-looking-for-love-jsfhxzcr

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not lonely because I'm not in the Lonely region of France!

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You ever have sex so good, that you stop thinking genocide is bad?

That's why they're collecting the semen

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

First the kids were having too much sex, and that was a bad thing.

Now the kids aren't having enough sex, and that's a bad thing too?

Moralist gymnastics should be in the Summer Olympics.