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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly whenever I see the phrase "crank the hog" I always question for a moment whether it's referring to masturbation or to making a motorcycle go vroom vroom

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Just crank it

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

skeleton-motorcycle HE'LL YEAH BORTHER

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

My hog has remote-start what should I do?

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Every little bit helps

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Right that's not even close to gooning territory

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Forget 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of play, 8 hours of work. I want 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of play and 8 hours of party and play.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)