this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2024
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I remember it like it was yesterday - slipping into my tracksuit chainmail and popping down to the Gregg's with good old Aslan. That was before the Dangerous Big Cats bill.

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This would be the gammon equivalent of those inspirational โ€œphotosโ€ of African children who built sculptures of luxury cars out of plastic bottles that are all over Facebook.

[โ€“] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is exactly what it was like. Before Brexit.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Britain was better before brexit tbh.

[โ€“] voracitude@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, L'Greggs. Proper English shopping, there.

[โ€“] Hagdos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

G&EGGS, for all your breakfast needs

[โ€“] adam_y@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It was a simpler time, and everyone spoke proper English, y'know, cockney slang. "Melt" was a term of affection and tarmac had no rightful place in our streets.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Okay but this image is unironically heavenly

[โ€“] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

L'Greggs

Was this when the frogs ruled Neo-Doggerland?

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Do not quote the ancient words to me, witch! I was there when they were written.

[โ€“] letsgo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many feet has that cyclist got?

[โ€“] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The lion part is how a lot of ignorant people from Europe and the USA view South Africa lol.

[โ€“] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Is it a bot or a bit or a bit of both