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[โ€“] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Old people like us need our apple slices so we dont spontaneously combust from vitamin deficiency.

[โ€“] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Appy slices for vitamies.

Who doesn't really tho

[โ€“] maynarkh@feddit.nl 42 points 1 year ago

I'll be honest, I'm of similar age and if my partner went "does the man want his appy slices", there is no way I won't go "fuck yeah this man wants his appy slices"

[โ€“] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago

I'm not 30 yet but I have a feeling in 8 years I'll still hustle on over if someone asked me if I want appy sices

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

As a man, if I'm offered some Appy slices, regardless of who is offering, you better believe I'm going to get me some fucking Appy slices.

[โ€“] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turtles are GOATed and chill as fuck

[โ€“] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, except for snapping turtles...

[โ€“] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

May not be chill, but still GOATed.

[โ€“] Sanctus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I'm not a tortoise nor am I 30 (just barely) and if you offer me appy slices I'm hustlin' over, too.