Loud i want to assert dominance.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
assert
Can I get both? Loud and stinky
But then if you get both you don't have to agonise over which yiu value more, potency or volume
Silent and stinky I can just gaslight everyone
Literally
I'd pick (b) because I need to be able to make fart music. It's my profession.
Drop your SoundCloud
b seems the obvious choice, but a has deep tactical functionality
this would make a great tandem hero concept
Thunder and Mace
Everyone who chooses A is a reactionary.
They choose only to hide the fact that it's them which causes the stink, as they'd rather offend people's noses and get away with it than alert others to the fact they're farting while removing the actually offensive aspect.
A true revolutionary would only choose B as there is no shame in farting per se, only in hot boxing your comrades. Which is now obviated due to choosing B.
"If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it."
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Fart so loud it causes hearing loss
More people learn sign languages
Deaf accessibility rapidly improves
Problem?
No thank you I'm okay
silent but stinky because thats how 99% of my farts are anyways
Don't you wanna see how the 1% live?
no i already get complaints from people because I don't mind burping loudly in public so i need to draw the line somewhere