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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Loud i want to assert dominance.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can I get both? Loud and stinky sicko-jpeg

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

But then if you get both you don't have to agonise over which yiu value more, potency or volume

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Silent and stinky I can just gaslight everyone

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd pick (b) because I need to be able to make fart music. It's my profession.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Drop your SoundCloud

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

b seems the obvious choice, but a has deep tactical functionality

this would make a great tandem hero concept

Thunder and Mace

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Everyone who chooses A is a reactionary.

They choose only to hide the fact that it's them which causes the stink, as they'd rather offend people's noses and get away with it than alert others to the fact they're farting while removing the actually offensive aspect.

A true revolutionary would only choose B as there is no shame in farting per se, only in hot boxing your comrades. Which is now obviated due to choosing B.

"If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it."
-chairman

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Fart so loud it causes hearing loss

More people learn sign languages

Deaf accessibility rapidly improves

trollface Problem?

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

No thank you I'm okay

[–] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

silent but stinky because thats how 99% of my farts are anyways

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't you wanna see how the 1% live?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

no i already get complaints from people because I don't mind burping loudly in public so i need to draw the line somewhere