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It sounds kind of sketchy, but would someone like monkeymant59h@icloud.com really be dishonest?

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 125 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup, it's a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.

Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But why no 21-year-old restaurant evaluators?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I reached out to The Guild of Restaurant Evaluators to ask, and they told me it was a trade secret. But then when I asked the Restaurant Evaluators Guild, they told me it's for "legal" reasons. But they put "legal" in quotes. The Evaluators Agency told me it was because nobody trusts 21 year olds, but let's face it, of the "big 3", nobody trusts The Evaluators Agency compared to the other two.

[–] blx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

This reads like a Terry Pratchett quote

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

Are you crazy?? You can't trust a 21 year old to have a refined enough palette to be a restaurant evaluator!

[–] odama626@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

WhatsApp has a zero day code execution exploit and that is probably the reason for using WhatsApp, I got a similarly odd text a couple days ago

Source: https://gbhackers.com/zero-day-exploit-whatsapp-hacker-forums/

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That does make sense. I don't use WhatsApp, so I know nothing about it.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I get spam, I reply with goatse

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://twitter.com/DarkWebInformer/status/1783213977905844320?s=19

That user does not appear to be reliable. They were also advertising a zero click iPhone exploit and got banned.

[–] odama626@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I would still personally play it safe

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'm just surprised it wasn't Microsoft Teams. I've had fake job offers sent to me telling me to contact them over Teams before, but I always sent my resume to them first, thinking they were legitimate. This one was totally unsolicited.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 years ago

[...] would someone like monkeymant59h@icloud.com really be dishonest?

Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's legit...

Legitimately a scam.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kind of a fun one though. Has all the typical flags, though hides them well enough I'd bet they get above average hits. Even the haste part is hiding behind a static number of 50 positions.

I've definitely seen worse.

I may be coming off a rather silly corporate phishing training session complete with a couple incredibly easy to spot emails.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 33 points 2 years ago

People forgetting to put the /s in here gonna convince some special needs kids to leak their SSN and get ransomware on their phones.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was sceptical, but the exclamation mark convinced me.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

what if it had 2?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Totally legit. Source: trust me, bro.

[–] chagall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Love job offers that begin with, “I apologize”

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

For sure. OP should give them their SSN and bank account and get started.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The scam is called pig butchering.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is a scam but not sure this falls into pig butchering. Pig butchering is more of a romance scam.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah. It seems to fit this sort of scam. Didn't realize the tiddies were a necessary component.

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[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator...

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does the broken calculator at least like butt stuff?

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The broken calculator is experimenting, that's why it made this very specific request.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

normal day stuff? perfectly fine. just not for business stuff like this I'd say.

Not great, still better than SMS.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I had a Gaia Online account with the name "Monkey Man" 20ish years ago (jesus where has the time gone) can confirm def legit

[–] misanthropy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

... Did it have two ns, and were you also on the Nintendo forums?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So is that what I call you when I contact you on WhatsApp? Or do I call you Zidane?

[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You can call me whatever you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Gaia Online... now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is there a range on payment for training? You'd think that'd be standardized.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's based on your training GPA.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary....

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

MLM? This is likely human trafficking. MLMs will gladly take your money, but the face to face interactions are at seminars well after you're hooked on the scam. Traffickers will entice you into "training" at one of their facilities right away.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Well, thats much worse.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At the end of training they will have you pay them for training you.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 years ago

Ah, the old Soviet Russia con