I can't date I'm too busy posting.
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Its me. Im hot singles.
are you in my area 
I don't think we're on the same continent, but consider me flattered.
your first fight coud be who moves to whom or if you both move to china !
I hope he's open to having at least 3 kids and is okay with being the main income provider.
I mean keep talking
Well im currently not actively looking for something because I got some real life things im taking care of right now...but I did plan to get back into dating soonish.
I'm trying to do the dating app thing and it sucks so much ass
Everything closes early in my town and I don't have the energy or gas money to drive an hour north or south to find shit to do every day :(
Im sorry to hear that. I hope we both find what we are looking for some day :3
bug gf nonexistent, will settle for short artsy communist gf who likes to dress goth
"Will settle for objective perfection" sheesh look at high standards here... ^/j^
No she won't be perfect (no compound eyes)
Maybe even enter a society
I live in America tho
A society? No way. 
Sorry I'm not really into singles anymore. I prefer to date people who are already fairly heavily partnered because I also am nearly saturated and I don't have the kind of time and energy to put into another primary-like relationship. So this ad isnt really speaking to me
have you considered dating a cron job that sends you a "u up" text once a week at 2 am on a thursday
I'm in a polycule with 4 of these already I can't add any more
I don't want to live in a society though 
Wow, amazing, I actually met some hot singles
get them tiger !
if you elect bro jiden hell tell you what aoe's hair smells like
Maybe even enter a society.
But, doctor, I am a society! 
I met my friend—the one who won’t talk to me, who I still think of every day even after almost a year—at what was basically the homeless version of a trap house.