"Sucking chest wound? That's all in your mind. All that stuff about using an ID card and surgical tape on three sides of it to allow blood to vent out without getting sucked back in is just a scam to sell more surgical tape and ID cards, maaaaan. What we need to do is balance out those chakras with the healing power of ASMR! Now, close your eyes, take deep breaths, and listen to the sound of my voice: pswswssfsswsfs"

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Its like having a paratrooper that doesn't believe in gravity

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

This person clearly doesn't do anything other than put on and then maintain that outfit.

I would be shocked to see a picture of her with that get up outside her vehicle.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

How do I get in contact with her I got some crystals I mined out under my garage that she'll go gaga for.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The white devils' strongest shooter

[–] Bakzik@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 38 points 1 year ago

life's a psyopera at this point

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Idk if this counts as a psyop. Of course the inflencer wasn't being genuine, they're an ad with a face.

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

NGL, if it weren't for the gross racist woo-woo shit, I'd kinda dig her look.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I take so much personal offense to the lame whiteness of the hippie girl

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real? She's US military?

I'm dying.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats not what its saying i think

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

What is it saying then?

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ah so this is the two genders I keep hearing about

edit: wait, those aren't the same people are they? (Please say no)