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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Carnist CONSUMES vegan FLESH using FANGS and CANINES

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you considered that you'd have to eat bugs and drink your own recycled piss if you were on an underfunded mars colony? Go ahead, drink your piss. I'd be so owned if you did. It's the only logical thing to do.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

im already doing both of those things yummy

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

top-use-words would you like to drink my piss instead?

omnis owned with whips and chains meow-coffee

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

have you considered that if you were tied up and the only sustenance available was pork, your religion would demand you die? :difficult-mental-gymnastics:

actually you're allowed to take whatever comes in a life or death situation, what kind of sadistic religion would demand you die when things are available to eat :easy-mental-gymnastics:

not entirely the same thing as veganism isn't a religion, but it's the same level of silly rules-lawyering a detractor will take without any awareness of the fact that the people they're talking to have thought about this longer than the 5 minutes they have to compose a 'gotcha'

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

what kind of sadistic religion would demand you die

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm lion on this cozy mattress snuggling my cat comfy-cool

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"What if a computer was about to launch a bunch of nukes and destroy all life on earth and the only way to stop it was to say the password and the password was-"

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I got asked almost the same question by a coworker at one point when I told them I didn't drink alcohol. Apparently there is some kind of extremely necessary vitamin in alcohol that I cannot possibly get otherwise shrug-outta-hecks