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Carnist CONSUMES vegan FLESH using FANGS and CANINES
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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Have you considered that you'd have to eat bugs and drink your own recycled piss if you were on an underfunded mars colony? Go ahead, drink your piss. I'd be so owned if you did. It's the only logical thing to do.
im already doing both of those things 
would you like to drink my piss instead?
omnis owned with whips and chains 
have you considered that if you were tied up and the only sustenance available was pork, your religion would demand you die? :difficult-mental-gymnastics:
actually you're allowed to take whatever comes in a life or death situation, what kind of sadistic religion would demand you die when things are available to eat :easy-mental-gymnastics:
not entirely the same thing as veganism isn't a religion, but it's the same level of silly rules-lawyering a detractor will take without any awareness of the fact that the people they're talking to have thought about this longer than the 5 minutes they have to compose a 'gotcha'
what kind of sadistic religion would demand you die
I'm lion on this cozy mattress snuggling my cat 
"What if a computer was about to launch a bunch of nukes and destroy all life on earth and the only way to stop it was to say the password and the password was-"
I got asked almost the same question by a coworker at one point when I told them I didn't drink alcohol. Apparently there is some kind of extremely necessary vitamin in alcohol that I cannot possibly get otherwise 