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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

let the children open carry, cowards

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

an armed school is a polite school

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Any bet what's going to happen first?

Teacher kills another teacher.

Teacher kills a student.

Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.

Student steal the gun and kill another student.

Place your bets.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school

A light breeze causes the gun to fire

Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from

School officer hears gunshots and hides

5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI

Greatest country on earth

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Very realistic.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Surprised these people with their mouthy, shitty kids are okay with this, considering how little they pay teachers.

Maybe this is their way of getting a very late-term abortion?

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This is definitely gonna work out real well, I'm sure

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

More freedumb sir 🫡

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Got a building full of hundreds of immature, 25% brain developed humans with incredibly poor ethical and moral judgment skills? Well just stick some easy-to-use death machines in there with 'em! We're very confident that'll work out well.

::: spoiler optional punchline

But that's enough talk about bourgeois lawmakers! Let's talk about the school thing.

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I feel like conservatives want more school shootings to happen so that they can have an excuse to amp up mass incarceration to new highs. They need more prison slaves to work for all the failing businesses that don’t wanna pay a livable wage.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

To shoot unruly children