first year production model... you knew the risk :D
This is a fucking truck, not a smartphone.
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No, I don't expect a first-year-production car I just bought to fall apart within three weeks, because that's not a risk people expect to take when buying a new vehicle.
Same country that bought millions of Chevrolet Cobalts that did fun things like
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if your keys were too heavy they'd jerk the ignition and cut the engine at highway speeds
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fuel system can leak and cause a fire
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airbags and safety were poor enough for a recall
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shit power steering making them hard to steer at low speeds
This is an automotive market with exacting standards clearly.
oh, cars are smarphones now. even the obtuse updating and planned obsolescence are there now.
welcome to the future
They are smart phones. If you open the door while updating a Tesla it’ll brick the car and you won’t be able to drive it at all lol
It’s messages like that, that remind me of my computer or phone when it won’t explain why it can’t do what it’s supposed to. At which point i usually throw or break that device.
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy reaction for an adult.
Never be a Tesla early adopter
I would still do it all over again.
It's what Angela Chao would've wanted.
I resent having to share the road or God forbid parking lot with these things. Incredible what is allowed on the road in this country
Normally every time I see a Tesla I hope it will hit my car in a non-serious way so that I can sue them and become an ecologist.
With a cybertruck, I'm going to treat it like a logging truck with a sleepy driver. You get space^2^ because you're imminently dangerous and I get my phone ready to film a cool explosion. The only mercy with these things being allowed on public roads is that their electrical systems seem to fail before they can completely fall apart.
sTiLl LoVe tHe tRuCk tHoUgH
great truck wish it wasn't a brazen bull anyway great truck
Cybercucked 
I'd gone all this time without seeing one of these shitheaps in person and then I see two on the same 15-minute drive
They're even uglier in person than they are in pictures, too.
Metal...
Hard fucking steel Soft fucking fasteners
Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" but it's the assembly line crew installing body panel fasteners
Bazingamobiles breaking is so funny because there's so much cope by the Bazinga-brained cultists 
they even deleted the post. 😭
Not toeing the r/cybertruck line.
@ElonMusk I'm trapped inside the cyber truck and it's on fire, please remedy asap.
Otherwise it's great and I love it.
Cybertruck owners deserve to be in the same registry as sex offenders
"Early adopter" lmao
People are going to see this wildly expensive truck that immediately falls apart and think "I want to buy that over the cheaper Ford F150 EV which works".
Sort of like how I'd buy a $1000 phone off Wish instead of getting a Samsung Galaxy or iPhone for $800. Who knows what will happen with that more expensive, super unique Wish phone.
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